Once again I find myself trawling the web in search of the ideal hotel. Destination: Procida. HIGH SEASON. Not for myself but for family who are coming over and will stay on Procida for a while.
This is from one site I came across; Quite funny:
The hotel possess 20 beds in 10 rooms, 10 bathrooms, 10 showers In this tranquil rooms you can sleep refreshing slumbers There are many beds build in wood slats, in accord with the most modern salutiste rules”
"..is recommended from major papery guides”
“The 4 star hotel is situated in PROCIDA, a marine destination positioned within CAMPANIA Region in NAPOLI Province Hotel located in historical palace”
Eh? This must mean it’s in an historical building as “palace” often gets confused with the Italian “palazzo” meaning building. But of course palace and building are two very different types of dwelling. I imagine person would be quite disappointed if they thought they were going to stay in a palace and found out that wasn’t the case.
The prices of this hotel generally comprehend the breakfast Hotel comfortable and well equipped for persons needing accurate attention”
Accurate attention like J-Lo, Mariah Carey in their dressing rooms? No green m&ms, etc.
The prices of this hotel generally comprehend the breakfast The staff speaks this languages: English French German The hotel accepts credit card as payment Shopping corners in the structure”
Shopping comers. Am none the wiser.
I’ve got a feeling the site committed the terrible crime of using an online language translator.