Woman: "Do you have bacon and eggs every morning?"
Me: "Erm, no. Well, occasionally when I’m in England and not working. Otherwise I normally have cereal."
I'm not putting the bacon on at 6:30am, and even if I had insomnia, it's not easy to find.
Woman: "Do you eat better generally here or in England?"
Me: "Here" *
Woman: "I suppose you can always go to McDonald's or Burger King if you want food from home."
Me: "Prego?" Oh deary deary me.
* "Here" because *generally* the food is better here. Meaning that wherever you go, take away, restaurant, bar, someone's house, the food goes from good to fantastic. Whereas in England some places have no shame in serving trash. They’re much more proud of their food here. This is not to say there is some fantastic food in England, it can be just a bit harder to find :)